Sunday, September 23, 2007

TEH IDOTS: Chicago Twins -the greatest hits- vol. 5

YES IT KNOWS A LOT ABOUT "THE REAL WORLD!!!"

IT:
Sex really means people in there life. Sex can sometimes cause some health issue. Like girlly s**ts and H**. You might not know that that person might have HIV or Aids.

The good thing about is it brings life to earth in ways that we might not know about. So people should be careful about the dangers of sex and the good things about sex. that is why for boys to have well, you know condoms with them at all time if you want safe sex so the baby won't be deformed. I hope I'm right because Nuriko and I learned about sex with our parents.

For people who don't know about human sexuality, human sexuality refers to the expression of sexual sensation and related intimacy between human beings, as well as the expression of identity through sex and as influenced by or based on sex. Thats an example about sex. So people, be careful once again

And kids that have sex at young ages, boy that sounds sad and REALLY SICK!!!!!!!!! Gross, I'm not a s**t or a h**. For the kids that are endangered of having sex, don't do it, wait till you are married. Being married looks kinda fun because well, you can do almost anything you want.

IT:
Oh and don't forget pregancy, it is great but not a great diffrence between safe or dangerous sexual intercourse

IT:
To me, when I talk about sex, I'm thinking intermiediate relations with someone. In order to have sex, You must test your self to see if its okay, or get married first.

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IT:
Doc whatz wrong with me? I keep touching my big old titz, where my nipples are at?

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IT:
*started a thread called "who u wanna "do" in this forum"*

I don't wanna nobody. If I did, I still won't tell. If you wanna do someone, start like this:

I wanna do is
1.
2.
3. etc.

And then rate the person who you wanna do on a scale from 1-5. Oh and this is only for fun.

IT:
Whats this thread about?

matter of fact I chose myself.

yeah it wanna fuck itself!
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random words are emoticons cuz i can't be bothered to remove them :miki:

IT:
Chapter 1

The news

One day in hello project, Tsunku had a letter from Konkon. The letter said that she was going to have a baby. Tsunku couldn't believe his ears. So he made an annoucement to the morning musume.

"Attention! Attention morning musume! Even you Mako-chan" Tsunku said.

"Man why me?" Razz Mako-chan said in a mad voice.

" Everyone, Asami is going to have a baby and we are going to have a baby shower for her. She received me a letter to her few days ago that says this." Tsunku said. The girls were shock to her this because they never heard of konkon having a baby before. But her sweetheart Nuriko knew because he had a baby wit her .

"Where we are going to have a baby shower at Tsunku-sama?" Eririn asked. "Over here in hello project or something?"

"Yes, dear in hello!project. Thats what it said in the letter." Tsunku said in a "you are starting to on my nerves" experssio." now stop asking stupid question like that!!" nuts So Everyone know that kon-chan want to have the baby shower in hello!project. Rika came to see the morning musume to see what happen. She said, "Who's having a baby noda?"

" Asami is having one dear" Tsunku said." "Where she's having a baby noda?" Rika asked again. "Over here in Hello project" Tsunku said again." Now Once again, STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTION!!" Mad So Everyone, even the graduated members are going to do a baby shower for Konkon.

"Okay minna." Yossie began."Lets start decorating the baby shower for Kon-chan!!"

YAY!!!

That was end of part one fokes. Part two will be Tommorow. Smile

IT:
Chapter 2

The talk

Just after the morning musume found out Asami is going to have a baby, Nuriko and Asami were at their house talking about the baby.
"Honey", Asami asked."What do you think we should name the baby if it was a girl?"Nuriko paused for a moment and said,"Asami, because it reminds me of you. And for a boy I will name him Tsunku Jr.What about you honey?"

"Ah Nuriko honey, you shouldn't have. Well for me, Asami continued. I want to name her Olivia. And if it was a boy I would name him nuriko Jr. because he reminds me of you." They both kiss and look at the unborn child. They were happy they will be first time parents. Asami looked at Nuriko and said," I wonder are the others are doing. They must be very happy about the baby shower. I don't blame them at all."

"I agree with you honey." wink Nuriko said grinning. "Tsunku said you are going to have the baby at Hello!project. Would you like that?"Asami was surprise."Yeah I woul like to have the baby over there. I would like to have a water birth this time."

"Okay." Nuriko said, "Let go there to see how they are doing now."

They both said together,"LETS GO!!!

end of part 2

IT:
Well I guess no one read the story. They might think its a pice of garbage.

Oh well.

IT:
Chapter 3

The baby shower

Back in hello!project, eveyone else was decorating for the baby shower. They were even rapping up presents for Nuriko and Asami. Tasuki looked at Ai Takachan and Rika and said to them,"Go outside and make sure they are not coming untill we are done. Oh yeah Ai Taka-chan,"Tasuki continued, "Don't tell them the suprise." The vey happy Rika and Ai T. understood Tasuki words.

Suddenly Tsunku came to the door. "I just got a call from them guys. They will be over here in about 15-30 mins. So lets hurry up."

"WHAT?There coming already? Blink" Everyone screamed."We just got started about an hour ago. Why they are coming now?" Yossie said. Tsunku looked at her and said,"Last night she thought she has a contraction, so we must hurry up now." 30 minutes later, The decorating of the baby shower ended. Suddenly Nuriko and Asami came to the door with Rika and Ai Taka-chan.

"We're here, noda "Rika said, "Yeah, guys here we are" Ai-Takachan answer. They opened there eyes and looked. They couldn't believe What they saw. "WOW!!" Asami said," This is beautiful guys. Thanks" Nuriko said pointing out. Eveyone started giving out gifts to them. They got them a book about how to take care of a baby, and other baby supplies.

"Thank you minna."They said. It was the best day they ever had.

Suddenly Asami's water broke."Nuriko!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!! I having a baby hear."

end of chapter 3

esm:
Huh? So fast?

Patachu:
wtffffffffffffff

IT:
chapter 4

the birth

When Asami told her husband nuriko that she needs to push, Nuriko called mitsukake," Hey Big boy. We need you help." Mitsukake came close to Asami and put on his plastic gloves to feel around the baby. Asami screamed out,"Hurry!!!I don't think I can hold much longer!!!"

"Okay." Mitsukake continued." I going to tell you to push and you push out the baby,okay?!"She push the bby but she was still in pain. Nuriko came to confort her as he was her mother or someone. He kiss her and said," It's okay honey, I her to watch you and help you out." Asami looked at him and started to push again. This time the babies head was out. Nuriko and asami was happy to see good news.

"Hey, kon-chan. The baby's head is out." Nuriko said. Asami kept on pushing. And the baby was out."Hey everyone, The baby is out." Nuriko said with a happy smile. They discovered it was a boy, just like Asami wanted all along. She was crying that it was a boy, so as nuriko but not as bad as was Asami's, But he was really happy.

Patachu:
Wait ... so how did a real-life person get pregnant from a cartoon character from an imaginary fantasy land?

IT:
Chapter 5

The Baby arrives

Few weeks after the birth, Kon-chan and Nuriko took the baby home. " Here you are big man. Your new home." Nuriko said in a cute expression." Yeah, and this where you are going to sleep, in your dada's room." Asami said. Nuriko looked at her like she replaced his room to the baby's room. Asami giggled," I'm just playing, In our room until untill we get a bigger apartment." Smile So they put down the baby because it was almost to go to bed.

The next day, The family brings the baby to hello!project for the first time. Everyone was happy to see the baby. They were all happy. "AWW!!! He's so cute! What did you name him, noda?" asked Rika in a happy voice she will never forget. "We name him Tsunku Jr."Said Nuriko happily. Just then Nuriko saw Olivia walking with A bag for doggie treats for him, Asami, and the new baby. She new the baby will turn into a dog just like Nuriko and Asami.

"Hi guys, Hi new parents" Olivia said happily." I got something for the new parents and everyone knows about it." She pulled out The treats and gave them to them."Thank you Olivia,your the best." said Nuriko and Asami. Olivia asked," What did you name him?" Yossie looked at her and smile and said, "Tsunku Jr. or something like that." They all looked at her and started laughing. It was the best time they ever had.

the end....

IT:
Yeah that was the best. Really emotional ^_^.

IT:
Maki's experience of love

Chapter 1
New work hours and store


A little village called Konan heights wasn't the prettiest sight in the Konan empire. Ragged streets, stray dogs that were mainly brown, Fruit markets and more. Well, a girl name Maki lives and works at this area. Man, poor little girl. If I was you, I would run away and scream from this town.
Anyways, Maki lives and works at this little corner store on 5th street and Konan Place, thats not even close to the Palace. Her father owns the store and doesn't make alot of money neither. She has a friend that works with her, but wasn't around a while. Her friend's name was Hitomi-chan. Tall, gayish (in her opinion), and a really good tomboy friend, totally a tomboy.
Maki hairstyle was always in a ponytail to the side. So you can tell she doesn't live a happy life in Konan Heights. Then one day, she received some news about the store she works in, aka her home. Now here comes the sad part, the store she works and lives was gonna be new and improved.
When she heard about this from her father talking to one of the bosses, her heart started to beat faster....and faster...... and faster until she feels like fainting. She puts her left ear on the door listening to the conversation between the two adults,
" Well, Mr. Goto your store will be somewhere else. It will be closer to richer and more fancy areas, and your store will be selling something instead a food, for priced things, jewelry,and mainly---" Maki didn't wanna hear the rest of the conversation anymore. So she left.
Her father was round, had a gray mustache, wears a yellow shirt, Orange overalls, and always a green hat. He was always happy but this time serious. Then when he heard about the new business, he was surprised but outstounded about the values. He can't wait. Then he said,
"Well, its a deal. But i don't what Maki my daughter will say about this."
Maki went outside with full of tears crying wishing that this never happened. But she'd remembered something. They will be in a diffrent area. A more richer area, cleaner streets, and not so ragged like the store. She couldn't wait... That means she will miss all of her friends like Chan-chan (Koharu), Mrs. Nana the mother of Chan-chan and the rest of the Nana family. Well there always visits around time.

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A couple of weeks later, Maki was selling the most expensive things in the world, Necklaces, Earrings, and all kinds of Rings like turquoise, sliver, gold, ruby, and her favorite kind of jewelry, Diamonds. After the weeks of there new store opened, they were making alot of money. The hours were long and week but she loved the job anyways. Then the strangest happen. A weied dude that always wear black kept buying the rings at the store almost everyday except weekends due to closing. People loved to buy the other things but not the rings.
"EXCUSE ME MISS!"
"Yes ma'am, can I helped you?"
"Where are the rings?"
"Sorry all sold out, we might have some more tomorrow... hopefully."
Then after a whole month, no one didn't came to the store no more, except for that guy that loves rings.

END OF CHAPTER 1

esm:
okay.....

IT:
^ Freaky and sad, I know how do u feel.


Chapter 2
Hey! Sunshine


Maki was curious about the dude anyways. Her father came to tell her that the store will be close for the day. She agreed to do so. Maki walked around the stores to shop for some new food. Maki thought that this new place was really strange because of all of these people walking around. You won't know how do these kind of places would be till you see something strange. Then, she went back home and she notice that strange ring guy again. He seems to be smiling at her. Not the "I'M GONNA KILL U" smile, just the joyful and friendly smile when people say hi to you Smile. She said,
"Sorry sir. This store is closed. Come back tomorrow." The guy didn't leave. He just looked at her, still the friendly smile. She repeats with a lower and louder voice.
"ONCE AND FINAL, this store is closed. Do you know English or something."
" I don't see you this mad before. Maki."
Maki frozed while her mouth was still open like a crazy maniac just attacked her. Then she did a slicky smile like a spy.
" You are trying to sweet talk me, huh? Well this time it not gonna happen ----"
"Here is my card, it has my name and adress on it." The young man just went away like a ghost. He's not a ghost, he just weird like captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. Maki thought that he looked kinda cute, but didn't say anything, he was kinda taller that her, and looks older than her by a couple of years. He had brown hair, and has a median sized nose. They both had the same big nose, but not to big.
"Well, he lives in the forest near the Shoryuu river, and his name is Rin. No last name."
It was getting dark and she wanna take a walk around the village, making sure that no one will be lurking around. Then she heard footsteps,
"Whose there?" No one didn't answer. Then a couple of street guys were hollaing at her. Her heart was pounding faster than ever. She started to power walk. The guys kept following her till she stopped.
"Hey, come over here little girl, we got some money."
She kept running. Same with the men. Then she felt a hand on her stomach and a knife behind her back. The second man covered her shiny lips, and slapping her face. Maki was kicking, and calling for help.
" HELP! HELP! HELP!"
The guys were ripping her clothes off and rapping her. Then the four men were floating up in the air with yellow light around them.
"Hey, what's going on here." Then the four men fell on the ground and ran away from Maki. Maki was bloody on her face and by her stomach. She was being carried by Rin, eyes closed and felled asleep. When she was being carried by her new buddy, she looked at him with slanted eyes tirely.

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It was 8:00 at night near the Shoryuu river where Rin lives. She was given fresh tea and some herb soup. She liked it and ate it like a pig. She was laying on a soft blanket on the ground, witha nice fire near her. Rin was just fishing outside when he heard some moving in the tent (where Maki was at). He went to the tent and saw Maki waking up, smiling again like his usual smile. He said,
"Hey! Sunshine."
"Wassup Yawn Rin." Maki said tirely.
" Are you ok from the brutial attack from those drunk guys." Maki was now awake fully, spitting out the herb stuff.
"They were drunk people. I though they were some homeless people."
"No, did you smelled alchohal?"
"A little."
"You shouldn't hang around this late, especially if it is on a Saturday night or something."
" Thanks for the advice." Maki sipped some more of the herb stuff and went back asleep. Rin looked at her for a little bit, and grabbed the empty plate and cup. He kissed her soft cheeks and went back outside cleaning out the plate and cup. Maki opened her eyes and looked out of the tent saying to herself "even though he is weird like, he is a really good person. I wonder what the guy above is telling me about this guy."

END OF CHAPTER 2

esm:
Summary: she was raped

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IT:
PEDOBEAR SUCK ON MY NIPPLES

esm:
OK....?

And Pedobear doesn't like sluts like that. He likes kids!!

BF:
Kids have nipples too :eri:

IT:
Now that gross

BF:
So you mean that you don't have them?
That would be gross if you were born without nipples...

IT:
I do. Stop talking about my titz

BF:
I''m not talking about your titz
I'm talking about nipples in general.
Stop talking about your titz!

IT:
And stop talking about nipples!

BF:
I'm not the one who started it...

IT:
Yes u did about nipples. I think it is not appropriate for a adult to talk about nipples. especially if it is of topic. So my calculations say that you immediately started, due to my signature I changed. Goodbye

esm:
People can talk about whatever they want! It's you who was interpreting everything in an immature way and thinking we're all creeps here. For one, you were the one saying "titz", when the others used the proper term for them...

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IT:
Whatz Mollucan?

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esm:
Did you know that somehow I want to see more pictures of them, because those bicycle ones are blurry?

BF:
Did you know i just got another BIG WTF moment

Patachu:
Did you know I don't want to see any more of them than I already have?

esm:
Did you know that I just want to see what their face look like, cuz those pictures were crappy?

Patachu:
Did you know I prefer to keep my eyesight, thanks?

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IT PM'd BF:
Did you know mimi_girl got a birthmark on her tiz somewhere?


BF:
Did you know i don't know why mimi_girl pm'ed me about this post?
Like i give a damn if she has a birthmark...
Do you two like to embarres each other?

esm:
Did you know that they probably just shower together and blind each other every day?

IT:
Did you know that I'm not gay and I don't do that?

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IT:
*Looking Retarded* YEAH, did u read or just read and go bye-bye.

Patachu:
No kidding.

Greta @ IT:
nobody was talking with u. oh,and i don't know how you can look retarded if you already are.

IT:
I mean looking at you dum like.

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drav:
my pc ?

it should be ok today ( with the new mb ) , but something is screwing my system .
i have to wait until monday before i can get to the shop ( again ) .
and i don't know how long these idots need to fix it .

IT:
^ Probably for a week or a couple of days. Depending how many customers they had. My dad when he was young like you guys he fixed computers before he met my mom. That was back in the 70's. Way before yall were born.

esm:
How is 99.9999999999% of that relevant?

IT:
Windows is a famous organization. So they have alot of customers. So he might not his computer back for a while.....

esm:
Organization, wtf

IT:
I'm serious esm. I sound like my dad when I said this. Anyways, they really do.

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IT:
Here are my grades in 7th grade.

writing:B
Art:A
Music:A
Computer:A
Gym:A (i tried)
reading:B
Learning:a
Listening:A
Spellng:B
Library:A

I'm in honors, I also a model student, my drawing is in New York competing in the Nationals of the USA. I'm just special LOL. Olives grades are diffrent.

POINT 10000000

If Olivia or I get on your nerves, just Pm one of us and we can work it out.

hide:
I notice this one got a small "a"

Learning. No surprised

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IT:
This is my friend Tameka. She's older than me by a month and three days. We are ok with each other. She is a nasty girl too. Really weird and funny.

esm:
Implying that you think you're a nasty girl.

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IT:
Hey, you all wanna here a joke?

What smells dirty and puts people to sleep?

Greta:
You?

IT:
nope!

IT:
Do you know what it is?

If you don't here's the anwser


YOUR ALL DUM ADULTS!!!

esm:
don't get it. don't care

Greta:
I'm a teenager!

esm:
it's dumB, not dum, you dumb

and i'm 3 years older than you so that's not a lot

IT:
That makes greta is younger than us twins

Greta:
You didn't figure it out before?

IT:
My a** and boobs are bigger than your skinny B*****

Sorry for the bad language.

Anyway, That what Mo'nique said.

amp:
you two dont make sense. greta = :drool:

IT:
Perverted Pedo! *Dangerously bad man* Once they see her in person, they will shup up like that green frog.

esm:
what's with you and older people?

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RETARDED HOMOPHOBE

IT:
Gay people are people who like the same sex. Girl x girl equals gay. boy x boy equals gay. So the thing you just made look like you re gay. I don't like that.

esm:
1. gays = guy x guy
2. lesbians = girl x girl
3. you're close-minded
4. you suck
5. you suck
6. you suck
7. YOU SUCK

IT:
HOMO SAPIENS. I'm the only one not gay. Thats makes me a non stupid. And how does everyone knows that Chicago is a stupid place. I bet non of you guys never been here. So please, as my cortesy to this website, please:

NO MORE NAME CALLING AND NO BACKSTABBING TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It makes me feels like a really bad person. And plus everyone on here isn't perfect. And You guys aren't the smartest anyways.

esm:
SO WHAT IF SOMEONE IS REALLY GAY? :razz:

And we're not, so it's a dumb joke. :glare:

And Chicago is not stupid, but you are.

And what do you mean backstabbing? As if we're your friend... we just say whatever in front of you :miki:

And you take us so seriously? wow! :miki:

And we all know we're not perfect and we're not the smartest.

IT:
I have 3 points in my Good god cup. I have over 3000 points

esm:
and what the heck is that?

Greta:
And who cares?

IT:
Me ^_^. I love these pajamas. They are so cute.

http://www.hipsandcurves.com/plus-size-lingerie/chemises/Tropical-Print-Chemise/X40020.htm

esm:
Depends on the person wearing them.

IT:
That will be cute on me. Oh I drew this one of me the other day. It says "Can I Help You".

http://www.hipsandcurves.com/ItemMatrix~gname~French+Maid+Set~GroupCode~fa709.htm

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IT:
Do you have Intemiediate relations with Greta online or something?

I bet you do. Can I see your dick for a change?

I'm just playing!

amp:
reported. your sick.

esm @ IT:
I bet after you leave the library you'll go have sex with your sister.

IT:
Two words ok

Shut up!

IT:
I'm not gay. Maybe you are .

Slut

esm:
You seem more slutty than I'll ever be because you look at naked guys' pictures and browse lingerie sites and imagine yourself in them, probably thinking of wearing them for some future unlucky husband, omg I'm gonna puke

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IT:
Im chatting

esm:
Do we care?

satorr:
i haven't go to a public library before, i've always thought that i might sleep there for no reason

so how is the libraries there in Chicago?

IT:
Okay, Why did you ask?

satorr:
out of curiousity. that's all

IT:
Yeah, whatever. :glare:

He probably wants me

esm:
OMG HOW F*CKED UP CAN YOU GET

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IT thinks we're racist. For real.

esm:
And "gay" is such a dumb excuse for an insult.

And it's close-minded.

IT:
Lets just you are a big had that likes to make fun of blacks like me.

You probably said that cauz I'm black right? Or you said that because I'm weird?

I'm just curious, you know.

esm:
Huh? When did I discriminated against you because you're black at all?

IT:
When you called me retarded!

Patachu:
Unfortunately, I am prejudiced

I discrimate against people WHO ARE STUPID

hide @ IT:
No, it has nothing to do with your skin color. She did it because once you TWO IDIOTS posted this

IT:
I just notice that. When I talk about someone black like the music, you guys don't like it. Or even when I post something, you guys don't like it. I don't know but the way u guys act about the posts, it sounds racist. Plus the ghetto thread I made, no one didn't like it. Oh my I guess I gotta call my black friends

IT (other one):
YOU GO RACHEL!!!!

BF:
Do you have to be black to be retarded???
And wtf! stop being so pathetic about the whole color thing.
It's because i'm black right? WTF! STFU!!! That's the dumbest excuse ever!
It just makes me sick!

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http://www.helloisland.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=197378#197378

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i'm done for now

5 comments:

Kimuuu said...

FU esm, i just lost more brane cells just SKIMMING thru that crap.

:miki:

hide-chan said...

FU Twin, I read the whole crap. And this very pissed me off.

"IT: I'm the only one not gay. Thats makes me a non stupid."

So gay people are stupid? Talking about a racist dumbass.

Kimuuu said...

It's sad, actually that people think that way... They reallllly shouldn't breed. :fear:

Berryz Fields said...

Why did u post those stories?
I don't like long posts XD

Pata said...

kim: yeah, MM singers shouldn't breed with anime characters :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: