Last week i found something new to love.
It can be my new hobby.
It's called Hello! Project.
I was looking the interwebs and just found a image of a group of girls.
I shortly found out the group's name was Morning Musume and that they are part of something called Hello! Project.
I fell in love with all 14 girls in the picture.
I seriously want to marry them all!
I'm so fucking happy right now.
I mean, it is making me so happy right now!
Seriously! It's the best thing ever invented!
The guy who created them is a fucking GENIUS!!
Tsunku is his name right?
But wait there is more!
Under the Hello! Project umbrella there's also a group called Berryz Koubou!
What's even better is that this group has a song called Berry Fields.
OMFG! It's like they named it after me!
This is FAITH! Fucking hell! WTF!!!1
The group consist of 8 girls.
Ranging from the age 12 to 15.
They are so cute! So pretty!
OMFG!!! Maiha Ishimura is so cutee!!!
Risako Sugaya is so Pretty!
Miyabi Natsuyaki has BEAUTIFUL eyes!
Chinami Tokunaga has such a cute speaking voice!
Momoko Tsugunaga looks like a giant RAT but is still cute!1!
[Rats can be cute, right?]
Saki Shimizu is so short!
Yurina Kumai is so tall!
Maassa Sudou is so Massive!
It's like a Maasa Effect!
ONLY DIFFERENT!!1
Wait! Screw Morning Musumu!
Berryz Koubou will be my way of life from now on!
OMG! I LOVE BERRYZ KOUBOU SO MUCH!
I just want to marry the 12 year old Risako Sugaya!
WTF! Risako is not 12 anymore?
She's 14? Since when?
LAst month? WTF!!
And WTH!
Maiha Ishimura is no more.
She has graduated?
What the hell is graduated???
GYAHHHH!!!
I'm already Missing_Maiha!
And i haven't been around when she graduated. GYAAaAaH!!
Oh well, still want to marry them all!
No matter what!
They look so innocent!
All the girls in H!P look so innocent!!!
I even made a photoshopped picture.
I know it looks kinda noobish but that's because i found about photoshop last week too.
It's like i was born last week!
OMG! More shocking news!
Morning Musume doesn't have 14 members anymore!
WaT?!
And there are 2 Chinese girls in MM?
WTF is this shit!
I ONLY like Japanese Girls!
No Panda's Allowed! GTFO NAO!
And who the hell are C-ute?
Another group!
THIS IS MADNESS!
Although Chisato Okai is cute!
I like her eyes! Pretty!
I will go GAY if Chisato was a boy!
I SWEAR I WILL!!!1
Oh, and Megumi Murakami looks mighty fine!
I want to bug her!
O Megumi Murakami u SEXY!
Chisato will be my fav girl in Hello! Project along with Morning Musume's Eri Kamei!
Miyabi will be my wife!
Risako will be my... I'll just marry her mom so i can be with her! Wahaha
And i wish to sit outside the house at night with my girlfriend and tell her i ONLY like Risako!
I'm serious about Risako and always will be for the rest of my entire life!!!111!1
OMFG OMFG! What is this shit!
What is this site called helloisland.com!
Who are those perverts!
They also have a blog called "There is never a wrong thread to post a Risako.! OMG!!1
Such bastards!1
They ruin H!P innocence! NOOOOOOO!
Stupid ass Wota's is what they are!!1
Who is this guy Berryz Fields?
Why is he using the same name as me! WTF!
This makes me angry!
DO NOT LIKE!
I want to kill them all!
Where is my gun!
The Hello! Project is serious business!
6 comments:
GTFO j00 hypocrite pedo. You know you like them as much as we do, but wouldn't dare to say it out loud. If you think we're such a perv, why did you keep coming back here and snatch our stuff every often.
One IDOT even hotlinked pics from here and refused to take them down even I told IT right in IT's face, with some froo froo excuse from IT's loony friends.
Why don't you STFU and and go back to Teh Loony Boon and live happily ever after with that IDOT!
GEEZ US CRIES! We've been around since the day of Yuko and being called a n00b by some n00bs. It's like I step into a froo froo machine.
I'm always serious about Hello! Project and all its U-15!
P.S. How can you miss someone who already wasn't there when you first knew about them? That's too froo froo. Oh! Wait! I forgot you use a Loony Bin logic there.
P.S.S. Seriously, those who can't even differentiate the joke from the real deal shouldn't be smart enough to use internet at all :miki:
OMGAH. *applauds*
That was epically AWESOME.
I lol'd. XD
I...I am stunned speechless by the awesomeness of this. *Bows down*
If I wasn't sick I'd be laughing so hard right now. XD
gb2/H!O yuo asshat :miki:
it's like the whole post is in QUOTE LANGUAGE :lol:
It's Stupid Ass Wota's rant :lol:
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