TEH IDOTS: Chicago Twins -the greatest hits- vol. 4

From the I wish that... thread:

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esm:
I wish the connection would stop crapping up

Patachu:
I wish their connection WOULD crap up

esm:
I wish the library would restrict good internet to people that have passed an intelligence test.

Patachu:
I wish the library would restrict internet to people who are doing actual research with it.

IT:
I wish you guys stop backstabbing us everytime we leave this website.

esm:
Backstabbing? We're front stabbing :eri:

Patachu:
I wish I could frontstab some people for real, with an actual blade :eri:

esm:
I wish you can IP ban a person from the internet. :eri:

IT:
I wish you guys will shut up about libraries.

esm:
Post from a toilet and we'll start talking about toilets.

Patachu:
I wish you guys will shut up, period.

esm:
I wish they'd understand that we're not really affected, but we're concerned for the innocent people at the library. :eri:

Patachu:
I wish the innocent people at the library are not infected by their stupidity.

IT:
I wish that I want to see a picture what does Esm looks like so I tell everyone.

esm:
I wish the twins take a look in the mirror before deciding to insult anyone.

Patachu:
I wish that mirror breaks :eri:

esm:
I wish mirrors woouldn't have to take the pain of reflecting their images. :miki:

IT:
I wish mirrors were made for killing people such as pedophiles. :miki:

esm:
I wish you could say something that actually makes sense.

Patachu:
I wish mirrors were made for killing idiots.

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another thread:
IT:
Hey strawberrypunch, How did the ultrasound come along? are you going to have a boy or girl?

sbp:
a boy

IT:
^ I knew it. They way you were acting XD

esm:
no

sbp @ IT:
:glare: what the hell does that mean?

IT:
See, here we go again XD

sbp:
no seriously, what do you mean why don't you elaborate it for me?

Patachu:
Because she wants to be mysteeeeeerious (by which we mean annoying).

IT:
Oh never mind

sbp:
yes, shes the most annoying of the two

esm:
she thinks we're going to lose our sleep over her mysteries :roll:

sbp:
no maybe some brain cells from how stupid they are

IT:
-_-. Whatz is it between you guys and teens that can't afford a computer and internet?

esm:
HERE WE GO AGAIN...

stop digging up reasons why we don't like you. it's not cuz you're a girl or cuz you're in middle school or you're black or you're white or you're red or you live in Chicago or your dad went to jail or you are twins or that you like to rape the library or whatever.............

IT:
Now you are going crazy are you? I read it and I understand what are you talking about.

Anyway have you boys heard of [some site that doesn't work anymore]? I think you boys will love this.

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(this was abit before the last set)
BF:
I know Greta is a HOT 12 year old girl :drool:

IT:
Do you know what does Greta look like in real life? Man I treated you.

BF:
Like i said, Greta is HOT for a 12 year old! :drool:

Patachu @ IT:
yes

she's hot

esm @ IT:
I don't want treats from Chicago.

IT:
well, if you think shes hot. What about me?


Patachu:
f@cking disgusting

IT:
You can't tell because Christine edit the picture so it won't become Pron like Gretas pic. I bet you guys will edit it and it will be prone. So whose is more careful in the internet world, us or her? Hah hard to explain.

POINT TWO MILLION :eri:

esm:
Why the heck would we edit YOUR picture?
Do we want to blind ourselves? Why would ANYONE? It's just STUPID!
And did we ever edit any user's picture? NO.
And what is prone? What is pron? Prawn? HUH?
And I never understand these Point whatever of yours.

I'm like... want to smack my head on the wall reading your posts...

Greta:
Porn? I only do pics of my face,not my body.

Patachu:
Although we wouldn't mind if you did both :P

POINT 4531061503670934873211653467 GETS for esm :miki:

BF @ ITs pic:
Sorry, but i'm racist :eri:

esm:
Sorry, Hello!Island discriminates against idiots. :cry: :rofl:

IT @Greta:
Yes you have long ago. Of your whole head. I just can't find it because to many posts in here.

BF:
Um... NO! I would know because i have all pics Greta posted saved on my computer... 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 points for me :eri:

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IT:
Ever heard of the song "BLAME CANADA"!?

Patachu:
Ever heard of the song 'BLAME CHICAGO'

IT:
listen to this and give me an comment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY4yXfcKtHw

IT:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MY4yXfcKtHw

comparing to Esm and Ecchi.

Patachu:
check out this site and give me a comment

http://www.gofuckyourself.com

IT:
There was a fight in the library just now :miki:. But the boys I think got kicked out for a long time :miki:

esm:
Good that they're starting to kick people out of the library.

Patachu:
too bad neither of you got shot

IT:
And the police is here. He's coming inside right now.

Patachu:
Someone should tell him that there's these two really annoying kids that need to be taken to jail

esm:
A whale's skin is made up of such thick fat that it's almost bullet proof.

This is random.

Patachu:
French poet Jean Baptiste Racine was born in 1639.

IT:
They are talking to them now. They were two kids. Around our age. Event they might arrest them :miki:. This is funny.

Patachu:
They should arrest you for crimes against humanity.

amp @ IT:
they were probably looking to arrest you two instead.

esm:
Oh yeah, I think we discussed that we're gonna call the Chicago police and tell them to go arrest two kids! :roll:

I can't believe they really showed up!

IT:
No we are to kind. Actually the two kinds are outside with the police. Oh and our dad was in dad [then edited to "our dad was in jail"] because hanging out with the wrong people. But now, he's not in jail.

IT:
we'll be back. later.

esm:
Have a nice time with the police.

IT:
Well one of us :miki:. None of us are not in jail. We are just looking around and going home in a while.

Patachu @ "our dad was in dad":
They have two daddies, one was "inside" the other one :miki:

IT:
No we don't got two daddies.

esm @ "none of us are not in jail":
= "one of us is in jail"?

Patachu @ "none of us are not in jail":
This double negative translates to: we are all in jail.

SO YOU ADMIT IT!!! JAILBIRD FAMILY :miki:

IT:
No one isn't in jail!!!!!! READ THIS. I WAS IN SHOCK! [just a link to a page that said anime was banned in china]

Patachu:
So that means EVERYONE IS IN JAIL. :rofl:

what grade did you get in English again?

Patachu:
They should ban Japanese entertainment in Chicago :miki:

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IT:
BASH YOU GUYS FOR TALKING ABOUT PLACE U HAVEN'T BEEN TOO! :razz:

IT:
Bash you guys cauz you are weirdos except for some.

hide:
^ Bash you two because you ARE stupid :miki:

sbp:
bash chicago because i've been there and i hated it

esm:
Bash me cuz I'm wearing a University of Chicago shirt

esm:
Bash me cuz i have no batteries for the camera right now XD otherwise i'd really take a pic of the shirt XD

edit: there's a sears tower magnet on my fridge

kimuuu:
BASH Chicago for invading your home. XD

Patachu:
Bash your fridge, but at least it doesn't have a Chicago Public Library magnet XD

hide:
Bash Chicago for having public library then XD

esm:
Bash their parents for not locking them up XD

IT:
BASH YOU GUYS WHATEVER YOU GUYS LIVE! GOT YOU GUYS HAH HAH WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DO

sbp:
just laugh like this

esm:
Got us? :huh: In your dreams :miki:

Patachu @ IT:
BASH YOUR MOM FOR GIVING BIRTH TO YOU

ohhhhh, point 238947148967810561571578715 for me :eri:

IT:
Bas you for being Promiscious!!

sbp:
lol bash me because i can't even read that number :eri:

math kills me

IT:
I agree

Bash Math and school!!!!

esm:
sbp probably knows enough math, but some middle school kids still need to learn :roll:

IT:
Bash schools because they already started school for private and Catholic schools.

sbp:
bash windy cities

esm:
Bash windy cities indeed XD XD XD

IT:
Bash you guys because someday, a hurricane can hit your town since you live right in the oceans. Realy bash hurricanes.

Patachu:
Bash your stupid hurricanes, I live in Arizona :P

POINT 439860296857468782.3!!!

esm:
Wow, what kind of hurricane would jump from the ocean to Minnesota... it'll just hit Chicago first :rofl:

IT:
BashEsm because someday, a typhoon will hit Thailand. I'm not trying to be racists.

sbp:
bash racists

esm:
Oh yeah, and what are you going to do when it happens, twins? Laugh? :rofl:

edit: and my home in Bangkok is nowhere near the sea

sbp:
no they'll call you a racist

IT:
read the last post I made

amp:
too lazy.

sbp:
you said you weren't trying to be a racist :miki: but we all know deep down inside you were thinking racist things :miki: :miki: :miki:

IT @ "too lazy":
Too lazy this b**** says.

Ooh, I'm so lazy to read that once I drop out of college.

esm:
he is in college, dumbass

sbp:
hold up! you don't read anyones posts to start with so bash you for not being able to read and you're in middle school

don't call people bitches when you can't even read

IT:
Like I said BULLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

sbp:
have we hurt you feelings? oh so sad don't :cry:

BF @ "read the last post i made":
Why? You never bother reading previous posts...

Patachu @ "like i said bullies":
we'll stop "bullying" you when you stop trying to "talk" to us.

IT @ BF:
BASH that post. We always read the previous pages before we say anything

BF:
I doubt that...

Patachu @ IT:
that's like when George Bush says "I always think before I say anything"

esm:
can i erase chicago from the internet?

sbp:
yes just make you own map and we'll acknowledge it here

IT:
can you guys be quiet for 5 minutes or go to jpopmusic?

Patachu:
can you kiss my ass?

esm:
Bash the twin's post above.

Patachu:
Bash the universe :miki:

IT:
Bash everyone thats yelling at my back right now!!

esm:
Librarians?

IT:
It's a good thing I'm more minture then everyone else in this library. and couple of them are older then me!! GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

esm:
What's minture? It's nowhere in the dictionary.

Or did you mean "mature".... nah....

Patachu:
miniature?

yeah, your brain is definitely more miniature than everyone else in the library :miki:

bash telephones

IT:
Bash kids that are under 18 and having sexual assults by adults .

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k, that's it for now